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Every time ESPN hosts a live chat with an athlete or columnist, I'm ceaselessly typing and submitting questions, desperately hoping to see my name on the screen.  Today was the first time I was able to successfully have none other than ESPN's Sports Guy, Bill Simmons, give me an answer.  Here it is in its entirety, in case the link doesn't work:

Alex K. (New York): What are the odds of Isiah signing Chris Webber to a multi-year deal?

 Bill Simmons: off the board in Vegas. cannot be wagered.

While it wasn't the lengthiest or funniest answer, it was still enough to prove that I am indeed capable of anything if I put my mind to it...or maybe that if I keep persisting, it's bound to work sooner or later.  Hmm, I have a feeling some people may not appreciate this lesson.