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I wouldn't be a true blogger if I didn't mention the big story of the week -- for anyone who checks my fresh site exclusively for breaking entertainment news, Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant!  I'm not gonna lie to you, the first thought that popped into my head was, "damn, I wish I was that girl's baby daddy!"  I already know that I'm a bad person, so save it.  But come on, can you honestly tell me this girl looks like she's 16?  Um, on second thought, I just noticed she was born in 1991...so even I'm a little creeped out right now.  (Checking flight times.)  Yep, I just purchased my non-refundable ticket to hell...if only I believed in such a place.

 
But enough about my dream of impregnating any Spears sister not named Britney.  The last two weeks have been slightly more eventful than usual: work, eat, sleep for five straight days; eat and sleep for two; rinse and repeat.  That's a definite upgrade over the previous three or so months, which primarily revolved around the television.  Plus, I now get the chance to use my sexy phone voice on clients.  Wait, that came out wrong...I don't work as a phone sex operator or anything...at least, not yet.  Though I might have a lucrative career ahead of me at this pace.  I can only hope...