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Dear Candace, you know I'll love you no matter what, and I can't believe I'm about to say this -- but baby, what is in your hair?  Purple and gold ribbons?  I'm one of few people who actually likes the baby hair, and thinks it's crazy sexy.  But now, this is starting to get out of hand.  I'm sorry, but it's better to hear it from someone who cares than from the haters.  Aw, now I feel bad, so this is the part where I get all Whitney Houston on you:  "And I--I--I--I will always love yooouuuu...."

Okay, I'm done singing, if you're still reading.  There's just one more thing I feel obligated to mention right now -- if I were rich, I would be all over this chance to save some whales with Hayden Panettiere.  Notice that it says you can bring five friends...and I'll be around in August....just saying...