|Posted by doktakra on December 6, 2008 at 4:05 PM|
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It's that time again -- my inbox is full of questions...or you know, has three emails. I planned on saving some of these for a later date, but the people demand answers! As always, these are real questions that I've received from people who visited this site. Please note that this entry is rated PG-13 for mature language and subject matter -- some material may be unsuitable for children under 13 and parental guidance is strongly suggested.
Q: You're fantastic! Call me. (Dec 2, 2008)
So apparently, I am the type to send my picture to a complete stranger. (Dec 4, 2008)
A random admirer of your puns.
[Ed Note: The first two were privates messages left on my Deadspin profile page; my response to the first one was that I needed to see a picture prior to calling. The third was the subject line of an email, which included a photo of the sender.]
Let me just say -- anyone who compliments me and approaches borderline-stalker level in the process is getting into the mailbag. Okay, that's not true -- anyone who emails me at all is getting into the mailbag, but you get the point. I'm not gonna lie to you -- I would've
probably definitely called, if you'd left a number, because that's just what I do. I should also note that when I first saw the email, I thought it said "random admirer of your penis," and I didn't even bat an eyelid...I'm not sure what that says about me...or you. Anyways, I appreciate the kind words, and thank you for being brave enough to let me know that you think I'm both incredibly sexy and hilarious, as well as sending a photo of yourself. A little less clothes next time, okay? (That's NOT her on the right, in case you're not aware -- I just needed an excuse to post a picture of the lovely Adrianne Palicki.)